lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together
So my parents are out of town for the weekend and my mom called me to tell me that I should go out to eat with friends because Ive had pizza everyday so I sent her this.
wants to be thin and hot for summer but also wants brownies
seeing your own post on your dashboard
what the fuck do you want
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
what do you mean i’m “wasting my time on the internet”? i’ll have you know that at least 2 people have called my 60,000 word dr. phil/the hamburgler from mcdonalds fanfiction “kind of weird but okay i guess”
i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited